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This will never stop being one of my favorite videos.

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Fantastic.

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FUCKING DO IT.

Kristen Bell, this isn’t helping the enormous crush I have on you.

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You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you’re on your own. Do you understand?

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A summary of tonight hanging out with an old friend

  • Him describing the girl he likes: "Yeah, and this girl is fantastic. I want to marry her and spend the rest of my life with her."
  • Me describing the girl I like: "Yeah, and then she came over and shenanigans happened and it was awesome."

Breaking News: No one on twitter knows what the fuck they’re talking about when it comes to Israel and Palestine.

More at 11.

"His username is Patroclus. His password is also Patroclus."

— Odysseus, on Achilles, Book 7 (via incorrectiliad)

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kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

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This is so stupid.

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